Hexagon 2006
Songs Written and Submitted by Walter Gilbert

Abramoff

Lyrics by Rick Horowitz
Abramoff


A-bra-moff is spil-ling the beans,
A-bra-moff is tel-ling all he knows,
A-bra-moff is dea-ling,
And A-bra-moff is squea-ling
And we're a-fraid of where his sto-ry goes.

A-bra-moff was al-ways a-round,
A-bra-moff would al-ways un-der-stand,
He knew what "tax and spend" meant:
We'd add the odd a-mend-ment,
And he'd be there to lend a hel-ping hand.

Mas-ter of the Mas-ter Stroke,
Sure of suc-cess,
Stir-ring up the pot, but
What a mess!

A-bra-moff is cop-ping a plea,
A-bra-moff is go-ing far a-way,
But he'll prove his fit-ness,
And be the per-fect wit-ness
But no one knows ex-act-ly what he'll say!

Dance sequence (clarinet duet)

A-bra-moff is pul-ling the plug,
A-bra-moff is ca-shing in his chips,
No more free-bie lun-ches,
And fa-vors by the bun-ches
No pri-vate planes or fan-cy for-eign trips.

Scra-tching e-v'ry back in town,
Cool as can be,
Now he's na-ming names like
You and me!

A-bra-moff is go-ing to jail,
A-bra-moff is gon-na serve his time,
Such a to-tal stin-ker,
He's hea-ded for the clin-ker,
His eyes so soft and twin-kling
We ne-ver had an in-kling!
He's ne-ver on the le-vel
He's such a ca-gey de-vil!
And now he'll drag us all straight down to hell!


© 2004 Walter Gilbert -- E-mail me.