Hexagon 2006
Songs Written and Submitted by Walter Gilbert

Creationists

Lyrics by me (who else would write something so irreverent?)
©2005


We're Cre-a-tion-ists, Cre-a-tion-ists, we know what's true is true;
We don't que-stion what the Lord has done, but we sure que-stion you.
I be-lieve in what the Bi-ble says, at least the parts I like,
I learned this from my dad-dy and prea-cher, re-v'rend Mike.

How can you be-lieve that you e-volved from mon-keys long a-go?
My dad-dy and prea-cher Mike say that it just ain't so.
The Lord, he made it look that way to chal-lenge your be-lief;
If you give in, it is a sin and you will come to grief.
(spoken, aside: You'll rot in Hell, brother!)

God made the world in six short days six thou-sand years a-go;
But A-dam was a lone-ly man, so the good Lord, he said: "Lo,
For an arm and a leg I'll make a ser-vant wife who won't know wo-men's lib."
Said A-dam: "God, that's a pret-ty high price, what can I get for a rib?"

We're Cre-a-tion-ists, Cre-a-tion-ists, we know what's true is true;
We don't que-stion what the Lord has done, but we sure que-stion you.
I be-lieve in what the Bi-ble says, at least the parts I like,
I learned this from my dad-dy and cha-ris-ma-tic Mike.

The Bi-ble should be taught in school, no sci-ence and no math.
You don't need no book lear-nin' on the straight and nar-row path.
We know Mus-lims, Hin-dus and the Jews, and some odd Chris-tians might
Think they have all the an-swers, but, they're wrong and we are right.

All this stuff that you call fact and truth, will ne-ver change my mind.
The Lord has spo-ken to me, and warned me of your kind.
I'll teach my kids so they don't think -- but fol-low what I say,
And with some help from prea-cher Mike, they'll be like me some-day.

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