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This is tap dance number. Words in italics to be said by "Cheney".
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He's the vice pre-si-dent, but he has fee-lings, too, Folks whis-per "It is e-vi-dent that Dick is loo-king blue; His wife claims that all day that all he does is mope, He says to-day he'll take some rights a-way, that is how he'll cope. The tab-loids say he must be fee-ling sick, the truth is that I'm just a mo-pey Dick. He's the brains of the out-fit, we all know that's true, Un-like "Ge-ni-ous" George" at least he has an I Q; When you are in the sha-dow of a Tex-as hick, Then you, too, would be-come a mo-pey Dick. And com-ments that he's blue at him are of-ten hurled, At him, yes, the most po-wer-ful man in the whole wide world. Do you know why he's glum? do you know what is wrong? In his six years he's ne-ver had his own spoof in Hex-a-gon. While Bush gets big parts, he gets a swift kick, On stage folks all scream: "Run, it's Mo-pey Dick." I'm a na-tu-ral ac-tor with ta-lents ga-lore, Do we let him on stage? No, we're are loc-king the door; And while it's true that he's bo-ring as an old brick, There's much, much more to me than Mo-pey Dick. For years they hid him well, in un-dis-closed lo-ca-tions, He coul-dn't sing and coul-dn't dance, That caused me great fru-stra-tion. We've kept him so far down, You might find it sur-pri-sing, To hear the lengths that we have all gone to To keep poor Dick from ri-sing. But that will change 'cause he has a new shtick. It's his turn to dance, So make way for Mo-pey Dick. (Dance) Thank you for this chance to act for you to-night, He loves to sing and dance here in the Hex-a-gon spot-light. He's good at be-ing mean, it's his job to dis-dain, Tho he ex-cels at be-ing e-vil, yet, I'd ra-ther en-ter-tain. He may not be that fun-ny or that slick, But put him on the stage and he is one ve-ry hap-py mo-pey Dick. Mo-pey Dick! |