Note: The version of this song that was selected for use in the 2006 Hexagon show was the one that Liv wrote the music for. This was my version of the music (which was not selected.)
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Introduction Woman: All my friends think I'm in-sane, That I love tra-ve-ling by plane, They find go-ing through se-cu-ri-ty a bore, But I make my re-ser-va-tion, With-out a mo-ment's he-si-ta-tion, Be-cause that's the part of fly-ing I a-dore. Rhythmically I an-ti-ci-pate The long lines and the wait, ‘Cause it all gets real-ly great When it's my turn. As I show them my I-D, My heart beats so ra-pid-ly, My face is flush, My sto-mach starts to churn. At x-ray I'm on fire, I'm a-qui-ver with de-sire, And my bra is un-der-wire To ring the bell. My purse is on the belt, So, here's ho-ping I get felt: O come, O come, Im-ma-nu-el. The metal detector alarm goes off, she screams "Yes!", and starts taking her clothes off. Oh, now - take - off my wrap, Take off my shoes - and take off my cap, And please give - my - belt a snap, Oh, that's so thril-ling. A strip - search - is my hope, I real--ly - love the grope; I'm all yours, Take a-ny-thing, 'cause I am wil-ling. Here comes the rub-ber glove, It's what I've been drea-ming of; It re-minds me of a love, That once was mine. Man, spoken: As-sume po-si-tion, spread your feet, Woman: Oh, you've made my day com-plete, The phal-lic wand Will sim-ply be di-vine. Oh, please, - please - do it slow, That's right, move - it - to and fro, As - up - my - leg you go And please, don't let off. Now - go - out each arm, O God, if I hear - the a-larm At my un--der--wi-re bra, I sure will . . . |